“The Wives of Hazzard” Tee

• Wife in the FAST LANE. Hey, it works for Pam Anderson. She does it faster than most. Ask Kid Rock. Wait, he'd slam you Tommy Lee-style. You'd better ask Rick Salomon instead. I mean -- what could he possibly do? Force you to see "1 Night in Paris?"

• Wifeware by Jen Gorman. Short sleeve contrast stitch parody tee featuring “The Wives of Hazzard” logo. Car print with “Wife in the Fast Lane” logo on back shoulder.