Welcome to Wifeville, USA. It is an honor and privilege to serve the constituents of Wifeville. I have always dreamed of being a mayor and I'm pleased to say I ran unopposed.
Before moving to Wifeville, I worked on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., as a Legislative Assistant in the U.S. Senate. During a flight delay at Chicago’s Midway Airport, I picked up this cute redheaded guy named PattyG, who was also stuck waiting for a flight. Who knew he was the future first husband of Wifeville? The rest, as they say, is anniversaries.

I remember the excitement of getting married. I shouted “Ima Wife!” And that’s how Wifeware was born. Our sweet and sassy line features contemporary, hipster clothing. You can spoil your inner fashionista and show off your love for your hunky hubby in our signature gear. In fact, if you look inside the tag of your new Wifeware – you will find the words “Ima Wife” lovingly sewn inside. It’s a special reminder of the excitement you felt when you heard the words “I now pronounce you husband and wife!” (Even if your husband didn’t perk up until the “kiss the bride” part)

Wifeville welcomes both wives and wives on the way. Whether you’re a career wife or you prefer to wife at home,whether you love to launder or never touch the dishes, Wifeville’s fab community of smart, savvy women is where you belong.

As Mayor, my first act is to institute the town rules that were my campaign platform. I proclaim there will be no ESPN during Grey’s Anatomy. Husbands are required to put the seat down and take out the trash without a reminder. And wives will wear the cutest clothes. Don your Wifeware, throw out your granny girdles,and trade your Le Creuset for Chinese take-out – in Wifeville, we make the rules.

Finally, I would like to thank my wonderful campaign staff. To my running mate, my amazing hubby, thank you for encouraging me to follow my dreams and start my own town. I am so lucky to have landed the role of Mrs. PattyG! To my parents, Bill and Sally Sharp, my campaign managers, thank you for the wonderful example you set. Margaritas to 44 years of marriage! To my incredible in-laws, John and Maureen Gorman, thank you for believing in me. Mojitos to 35 years of marriage! And to all my friends and family, my campaign volunteers, thank you for your love and support.

My office is always open. I look forward to meeting you on the streets of Wifeville. Until then, Happy wife-ing! xoxo, Jen Sharp Gorman